Top 5 Reasons to Marry a Geek
So I’ve finally gotten around to putting up a personal blog… what better way to start than with a tongue-in-cheek entry for the Top 5 Group Writing Project. So, without further ado, here are the Top 5 Reasons to Marry a Geek:
- Better sleep. When the baby cries in the middle of the night, your geek can handle it. He’s already up coding or playing some unfathomable video game anyhow!
- Free clothes. When your geek’s clothes get all tattered, send him to a conference to pick up a pile of new t-shirts. Spend the money you save to update your own wardrobe!
- 24/7 technical support. When Microsoft Word crashes on you again, you know exactly who to call! It doesn’t matter if he works for Microsoft or not, he’ll know just what to do!
- High-definition television. Sure, it’s complicated, but your geek can handle it. So what if there are five remotes? He’ll change the channels for you!
- Wealth potential. That “web two-oh” thingee he’s working on in his spare time might take off. You could be rich!
P.S.: Ladies, let me let you in on a little secret… you don’t actually have to marry a geek to get these benefits… Just provide regular (rest of post deleted)
Aww… this is very cute! I think, though, that in this relationship, I am technically the geek.
Hmm.
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Yes, I realize I’m being a bit sexist with that post. Truth be told, though, all the female geeks I know are married to other geeks, so I have no other frame of reference
Note that the use of inclusive language was one of the changes I made to the second edition of Programming Interviews Exposed. Normally I’m pretty good about this kind of stuff….
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I did, and you’re right! (Except for the tv bit–ours is tiny and soon to be nonexistent (by choice).)
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Yes, I love my geek husband.
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I prefer to call my geek an “Early Adopter.” And the HD projector is pretty cool.
This is hilarious. How true — especially #3.
Haha–this post caught my eye out of the gazillion ones listed at Problogger. I completely agree with you! (well, for the most part
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I am such a believer in marrying the geek! It’s wonderful to have such a smart, interesting, helpful husband.
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LOL..really funny. and somewhat true
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Unlimited technical support, that why I married one!
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That is funny posting……………..
These 5 reasons are very cute
My wife hates the fact that I am always the one who has to start the DVD player but she does like having computer tech support 24/7 so … go figure …
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Hi,
I am a 40 something female and agree with your reasons (and then some) to marry a geek – the problem I have is that I cannot find one as they are out doing their geeky things seemingly w/o female companionship – HELP! Where can I go to find! Sincerely Geekless In (would you believe) Silicon Valley
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Top 5 Reasons to Marry a GeekHey, nice post, very well written. You should write more about this.
Lol nice article. I have forwarded it to my wife so she can appreciate me more. As an Austin Blogger and Social Media Follower she sometimes get frustrated with excessive computer use, but this might turn things around!